This is where a young Swindon Chav enjoys to unwind, play a few games of pool, watch the football and enjoy a massive plate of Steak and Chips for ￡4.99 washed down with a pint of luke-warm lager at ￡1.39 – “out av ‘tahn’ ” (out of the town centre)
Visitors should also notice the vast array of Chavved-up cars in the car-park, definitely worth a look. And the masses bimbling under hoods – admiring turbo-charged 1.4 litre engines.
Just before the Pub is the newly built “Great Western Hospital” (eveything is named after the Great Western Railway here – the only piece of Historical relevance the town has to offer – other that Dithbin the Brave, deputy protector of Wessex, took a dump here in 562AD).
This is where young 14 year old Chavettes hope they will get fertility treatment (as recently reported in the papers), seeing as they have been having sex for a couple of years now, and are still not pregnant. Either that or they are in the Clap-clinic as Wesley gave them a dose after a quickie in the back of his purple-coloured Nova.
Anyway – Proceed into the town centre (over the famous “Magic Roundabout” traffic system) and marvel at the beautiful Concrete landscape – interlaced with some teflon sheets an blue pillars here and there to “add character”.
