> What's your favorite limerick? I have an upcoming work party and I'd like to have something interesting to say t

What's your favorite limerick? I have an upcoming work party and I'd like to have something interesting to say t

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
Only do that if you can find one clean enough. Many of them are somewhat risque. Not the best thing to come up with to impress the boss. Can you not google for limericks?

A lady who now lives in Paris

locked loins with the great Roger Maris

when he got to 3rd base

she said, "you're in the right place...

now slide home--I won't be embarrassed!"

There was a young lady from Sale

On her breasts was the price of the ale

And on her behind, for the sake of the blind

Was the same information in braille

There once was a man from Racine,

Who invented a f&#king machine.

Concave or convex, it could fit either sex.

And jacked itself off in between.

There was a stripper from Maine,

Whose panties were clear cellophane.

When asked why she wore it, she said "I abhor it,

But my c&#t juice will spatter like rain."

My favorite limerick is your favorite limerick, because I am a suck-up.