A lady who now lives in Paris
locked loins with the great Roger Maris
when he got to 3rd base
she said, "you're in the right place...
now slide home--I won't be embarrassed!"
There was a young lady from Sale
On her breasts was the price of the ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille
There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a fking machine.
Concave or convex, it could fit either sex.
And jacked itself off in between.
There was a stripper from Maine,
Whose panties were clear cellophane.
When asked why she wore it, she said "I abhor it,
But my ct juice will spatter like rain."
My favorite limerick is your favorite limerick, because I am a suck-up.