i was actually contemplating this scenario the other day and this is how it went. Richard Pryor would be late to the ring because he was busy freebasing. Then all of a sudden he sets himself on fire and runs into the ring looking like a Puerto Rican and Black fireball. Once in there he clinches with Aaron and they are now both engulfed by flame. And then referree calls the bout Richard Pryor winner by murder/suicide by fire and everyone in the audience steps into the ring one-by-one to roast marshmallows over their charred bodies.
This is for the Pryor Championship. I see Aaron The Hawk Pryor telling Richard Pryor, It Is Hawk Time, as he enters the ring. Richard accompanied by his trainer Willie Wonka and the little Oompa Loompas do a little pep rally dance. Both combatants are in the middle of the ring awaiting instructions from the referee Elliot Stabler of SVU. Aaron with his handler Panama Lewis are told to leave that Little black bottle behind, Alexis Arguello, a spectator grabs the bottle and tosses it in the garbage. When the bell rings, Richard tells Aaron," I am Cool" and struts. The Hawk gets hit and does a famous Akio Kameda fight somersault. He tags Richard so hard that an unidentified white powder is noticed all over his face. Stabler halts the match amid a lot of boos from the irate crowd. Stabler sees Danno enter the ring,smiles and says," Book Em Danno," which Danno handcuffs Richard as Richard's corner tries to kick poor old Danno. Aaron says afterward to ring announcer Rocky Balboa, "That's why I Say No To Drugs" Aaron Pryor ko 1.
Hello Z! Battle of the Pryor's here! I loved Richard in a lot of movies but I especially liked the on with Gene Wilder called Stir Crazy when they walked towards their cells saying that's right, wer'e bad! And Aaron was a wildman in the ring of course and as you said both had a fondness for the cocaine. Of course in a real fight, Aaron wer'e doing this as a Hollywood movie this time and Richard Pryor takes a very close decision win in a gigantic upset, lol!
LOL if flames couldn't stop Richard, neither could Aaron, I think Richard Pryor was the Muhammad Ali of stand up comedy, Aaron's chin and that bottle Panama Lewis mixed wouldn't come close.
Richard Pryor by KO.
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The Hawk comes out all guns blazing as usual and batters Pryor around the ring for the first several rounds. The ref looks like he wants to end it a couple of times, but Richard laughs and says "Motherf***er don't end this fight or I'll slap you with mah dick!"
Knowing he's losing, Richard decides to experiment with meth between rounds, promptly blowing himself up and bursting into flames. He clinches at the start of the next round and now they're both on fire, but Richard was used to being on fire and don't really mind. He just says "Mayn, would somebody turn the AC on it's a little warm in here."
Aaron isn't so used to being on fire and goes rolling about on the canvas before jumping out of the ring so someone can extinguish him. For leaving the ring he is DQ'd. Winner is Richard Pryor who celebrates by running around the block screaming "MMOOOOOTTHERFFUUUUCCKEEER!!!"
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Pryor by UD
Both those buggers look the same
Both were geniuses in their field, in Richard's case, arguably the best, but both had a fondness for cocaine.In a 15 round battle, who wins this war?
