Mike Tyson or get kicked in the groin by a girl wearing pointy high heels?

I was bored so I decided ask this weird question. Lol.

Neither!!! You must be bored to think of a question like this! If I had to chose I guess it would be the girl in the pointy high heels, Mike Tyson's uppercut could knock out a top class heavyweight, imagine what it would do to my groin..........Ouch! My nads would be pancakes.

I'd prefer to get kicked by the girl. Firstly, because even if she had pointy heels on it's pretty hard for her to kick me in the groin with the heel. Most probably she'll end up kicking me with the front of her foot. Plus if she's in heels, she'll have trouble balancing on one foot so the kick won't be as strong. I mean, most girls can't knock out a 6 foot, 200 lbs man with one kick. Tyson was knocking them out left and right. Which one do you fear more?

Besides, if they're both going to hurt anyway, I'd rather have my balls touched by a woman than a scary looking muscular dude.

Mike Tysons punch...

Idk but the glove is fatter so there is a huge chance he will barely hit the thighs and slow down the punch, I think a flick would hurt more than Mike Tysons punch haha maybe im just crazy.

um...... is death an option? lol

Mike Tyson or get kicked in the groin by a girl wearing pointy high heels?

I was bored so I decided ask this weird question. Lol.