> How to beat a fat black guy?

How to beat a fat black guy?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
Your black and fast. Just pull an Ali and dance circles around him and jab

You will need:

1. Slingshot

2. Golf ball

3. Bucket of KFC chicken

Place the bucket of chicken on the floor.

Now your timing must be perfect. The moment he takes his eyes off you to focus on the chicken, take the slingshot and ping him right between the eyes with the golf ball.

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If you don't see the bottom of his feet, RUN!

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Note: Don't try kicking him in hisballs. Chances are, they're covered by his stomach.

Every humans have a weakness in the eyes. Go for all the soft spots.

Dazzle him with fancy footwork. Wear him out. Fat guys only have so much energy. Once he is huffing and puffing- take the fight to him and put him away.

Hit him in the nuts :D

This fat *** keeps embarrassing me in math class for the past few months and I want to beat him up. He said he wants body punches so he dissent want to hurt me. So how do I beat him? IM black 5'5 and pretty strong. He's five 9 and weights 220. IM 130 pounds. Should I trick him and knock him out? thanks for reading